Desserts of Champions

It's Patrick, again. I know this is going to be a little whacky, but I was thinking about my favorite desserts, considering Thanksgiving is on the way, and I couldn't help blogging about it. If everyone can agree on something, it is that food is amazing, right? So, I thought I would just rap with you about my three favorite desserts and a bizarre dessert I've never had, but would try. Shall we begin?!

#3. Banana Pudding

Banana pudding took it's place in the champions circle, when I was a child. Something about its simplicity just makes it an all around, great, dessert! I take mine with an extra helping of wafers - it's totally the best part.

#2. Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake joins the circle of Champions due to its decadence of flavor and texture; it's harmonious. Everyone loves chocolate, and if you don't, there's probably something wrong with you, and you should be sent off to a lab to be studied.

#1. Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies

Now, I don't know if you saw this coming or not. I can't really think of many people that ever really talk about oatmeal cookies, however I could be living under a rock. I know, at least, that many people wouldn't stick this treat at number one. There's nothing wrong with them - They're perfection. I mean, A) It's a cookie B) It's chocolate. What's not to love?! It's convenient and delicious. I could eat them until I puked rainbows of painful joy.

Bonus: The Bizarre Dessert - Deep Fried Milk

I did some research on this, and apparently it's a Chinese hit. It sounds utterly disgusting to me, but I'm all about trying new things. It involves several types of milk, and cornstarch, deep fried...or something like that. Who knows? I would try it, though. I'm sure it has to be somewhat good, to still exist.

Feel free to comment, if you enjoyed the blog. Think about your favorite desserts, and tell us, at The Everything Blog, what you think should be the juggernaut of the dessert world. I'm hoping everyone has a great Thanksgiving holiday, and don't die from over eating or get trampled on Black Friday. Ta-ta!

The Tyrant - Cancer

Okay, so, my name is Patrick, and I'm one of the elements that go into the creation of this blog. As of late, I've been suffering from the most annoying toothache in the entire world! Attempting to avoid going to the dentist, at all costs, because I detest going to that hell on earth, I got on the internet in a search for "at home remedies" for my ailment. Somehow, on my journey, I came across this article talking about root canals, and all that good stuff, and it said to me, as bright as the sun shines on the hottest summer day - root canals are a cause of breast cancer.

Now, before you throw your computer through the window, curse this blog into oblivion, or spam the absolute shit out of me, with hate mail, hear me out! I'm not here to dispute this fact - Nor, am I hear to dispute the seriousness of breast cancer; I'm just here to to ask - What doesn't cause breast cancer, honestly?

On my quest for knowledge, just to enlighten myself on the topic, I searched a list of things that have been proven/are strongly suggested to cause breast cancer, and this list is as long as my leg! I swear, I'm not even joking! You just have to go to google and type this shit in, and you'll be bombarded, straight up!  Some of this stuff is ridiculous, literally!

I'm sure there are millions and millions of causes for all types of cancers; and I wonder if everything that is proven to cause cancer, theoretically, then we should all have cancer, because if everything is proven by statistics, we expose ourselves to these tasks/elements in our daily lives. I could have cancer right now, and not even know it - probably breast cancer, because that's the only type of cancer that everyone talks about, for some reason.

Anyway, I thought this was good to just share a thought, and keep the blog alive; it's been pretty stagnant. If you feel the need to read this, and even reply (which would be great!), I'd be more than happy to hear your thoughts about it. But, if it seems like dribble to you, then it is what it is, and you don't have to acknowledge it one bit. I'll read them, while I'm trying to sleep at night!

The Beginning

So, this is just a general introduction to you - the one accompanying us on this journey. Basically, The Everything Blog, while others exist, is a dream created by me and a few of my cohorts, to form a one stop destination for entertainment, news, major topics, and even advice; we're going to try to have it all. We're a little slow on start-up, due to schedule conflicts, and all that good stuff. We will also, at some point, be migrating to our own personal website, but until then, we must make due with what we have. Therefore, we've chosen blogger as our home base, until then.

None of this can be accomplished without you. So, please, have faith while we come together, and make a beautiful thing. Tell your friends; tell your mom/dad/cousin, just whoever. And please, offer feedback. Nothing great was ever made without criticism. Thank you, and I bid you farewell until the next time we meet.